Awkward Mum Momments?

[chopaholic]

Your mum ever said anything to you that was rather Awkward?

Tell us what she said!

My mum 2 nights ago to My best mate.

"She pretty much lives here" "I thought you were shagging her dylan?" "Shes always on top of you"

When she asked the last part i was speechless! Right in front of one of my best mates ABOUT one of my best mates. LOL

[Ollie]

LMFAO!

My mum rambles on about everything infront of my Girlfreind

i'll add some things later

[F-16]

In the US my mom to my aunt entering in a restorant named Joe's pizza or someting like that: *looks around* *looks at the bar tender* "ask them if they got pizza"

[Sonny]

Usually when she asks if I have any condoms =/

[Nick Hughes]

I've had plenty of mum being a retard moments in the past :lol:
Want always pissed me off and i'm sure some of your mothers have done it is...
WHERE EVER WE WENT and NO matter where we went and ANY time, my mum would tell everyone i'm her son and to look at how tall i am now...
Then, she'd have a tear in her eye and she'd always be calling me over saying "Niccckkk, commmhereeee, come show blabla how tall you got" OR she'd say "Come and stand next to (somebody)" I swear to god, it pissed me off to no end!

[Philip]

Thats nothing, my mums now a sex worker...


she leaves condoms on my pillow on a regular basis :mrgreen:

[buckas]

Thats nothing, my mums now a sex worker...


she leaves condoms on my pillow on a regular basis :mrgreen:

do you find them stuck to the side of your cheek when you wake up in the morning?

[MiniMike]

Thats nothing, my mums now a sex worker...


she leaves condoms on my pillow on a regular basis :mrgreen:

My mums done that before, but not on the pillow, in my draw :lol:

i try to avoid my mum when with friends or girlfriend, shes an imbarasment :lol:

[C.E Graphics]

Now ya see, i dont really have that problem..

its usually me ebarrasing my mother...

and telling her, make sure he wears a helmet xD

(my mothers currently getting more than me, it used to be disturbing but now its just...meh)

but that means she doesnt bother me about when i bring girls around ^_^

my ex's mother on the other hand..was less subtle..

first time i met her, she took her daughter into the kitchen, and the first thing i hear "so how bigs his dick then"

Me = :roll: :cry: :oops: :lol: :P

[Gary.]

I take it you're not packin, due to the sad face..

[Matty]

I avoid my mam all together :) She generaly scares girlfriends/friends. They've learnt to avoid her aswell. :(

[Ben.]

My mum's ok when I bring girls back most of the time, she'll try to embarass me, (which is what mum's do) but i'll try ways to get her back when she has friends over.

[Jacob]

My mum is fine when my gf is round.

But my gf's mum walked in on us.
I was like :shock:
It was my first time meeting her.

[C.E Graphics]

LOFL.. well no i wouldnt brag, but i wouldnt be ashamed of it either..

but i know how to use it ^_^

rofl

[buckas]

My mum is fine when my gf is round.

But my gf's mum walked in on us.
I was like :shock:

milf?

[C.E Graphics]

My mum is fine when my gf is round.

But my gf's mum walked in on us.
I was like :shock:

milf?

ROFL....

i've been walked in on once to

[Jacob]

I wish. :(

[Ollie]

LMFAO...

My mumw as a teenage health thingy sex woman so ive been getting condoms in my draw scince about 12.. ( didnt have sex till much later.. at least i was prepared lol)

Nobody's ever walked in on us before.. Close calls though!!

Always leave a key in the front door so nobody can get in XD.. then youve deffinatly got time to sort youreself out :oops:

[Dev]

My mum passed away, my dad's away all the time, so basically I have the place alll to my self.

But my older sister (who lives on her own) coming home unexpectedly (not ringing the bell, she has a key) has led to some awkward moments. Me practically dryhumping a girl on the couch, her walking in...

[Digimods]

My mum came home from work at dinner once.

We've never got dressed so quick in our fucking life... she knew though.

[sam]

My mum passed away, my dad's away all the time, so basically I have the place alll to my self.

But my older sister (who lives on her own) coming home unexpectedly (not ringing the bell, she has a key) has led to some awkward moments. Me practically dryhumping a girl on the couch, her walking in...
LMFAO!




yeah jacobs such a gentleman he says to his GF "your mums fat" on a regular basis :lol:

[chopaholic]

My mum passed away, my dad's away all the time, so basically I have the place alll to my self.

But my older sister (who lives on her own) coming home unexpectedly (not ringing the bell, she has a key) has led to some awkward moments. Me practically dryhumping a girl on the couch, her walking in...
LMFAO!




yeah jacobs such a gentleman he says to his GF "your mums fat" on a regular basis :lol:

LOL Tbh my mates mums are mad. One flashed her tits at me one night. 8)

[graymathie]

Lesson number 1 was learnt quite quickly, never take a girl round to my house when my mum's in or i'll never get peace and she embarasses the fook outta me, so just wait till i know i have a free :D

An one thing my mum said to ma pal while we were in the livin room one day, completely randomly she goes "David your feet are a really nice size, what size are your shoes?, Graham why can't your feet be that small?" I was like MUM STFU!!! An then was like rite am away out now mum lol.

Argghhhhhh!!!! Hate mums why can't they just sit and be quiet lol.

[Shayn]

My mum passed away, my dad's away all the time, so basically I have the place alll to my self.

But my older sister (who lives on her own) coming home unexpectedly (not ringing the bell, she has a key) has led to some awkward moments. Me practically dryhumping a girl on the couch, her walking in...
LMFAO!




yeah jacobs such a gentleman he says to his GF "your mums fat" on a regular basis :lol:

LOL Tbh my mates mums are mad. One flashed her tits at me one night. 8)


Ireland eh? lol

was anyone else caught by their teacher as a kid??

was in my last year at school and my maths teacher walked in on me and a sixth former... never got caught by my mum though... and no real embarrassing moments... part from likkin a tissue and scrubbing dirt of my cheek in the middle of a pub.. on my 21st birthday lol.. but someone put her up to that...

[buckas]

My mum passed away, my dad's away all the time, so basically I have the place alll to my self.

But my older sister (who lives on her own) coming home unexpectedly (not ringing the bell, she has a key) has led to some awkward moments. Me practically dryhumping a girl on the couch, her walking in...
LMFAO!




yeah jacobs such a gentleman he says to his GF "your mums fat" on a regular basis :lol:

LOL Tbh my mates mums are mad. One flashed her tits at me one night. 8)

classy

[chopaholic]

My mum passed away, my dad's away all the time, so basically I have the place alll to my self.

But my older sister (who lives on her own) coming home unexpectedly (not ringing the bell, she has a key) has led to some awkward moments. Me practically dryhumping a girl on the couch, her walking in...
LMFAO!




yeah jacobs such a gentleman he says to his GF "your mums fat" on a regular basis :lol:

LOL Tbh my mates mums are mad. One flashed her tits at me one night. 8)

classy

Lol not really?

[buckas]

the sarcasm detector, that's a really useful invention

*bang*

:mrgreen:

[chopaholic]

My mum passed away, my dad's away all the time, so basically I have the place alll to my self.

But my older sister (who lives on her own) coming home unexpectedly (not ringing the bell, she has a key) has led to some awkward moments. Me practically dryhumping a girl on the couch, her walking in...
LMFAO!




yeah jacobs such a gentleman he says to his GF "your mums fat" on a regular basis :lol:

LOL Tbh my mates mums are mad. One flashed her tits at me one night. 8)


Ireland eh? lol



Spose!

LOL my mate got caught by a teacher at school. They both got suspended i was just like. Cunts. xD

[Dev]

My mum passed away, my dad's away all the time, so basically I have the place alll to my self.

But my older sister (who lives on her own) coming home unexpectedly (not ringing the bell, she has a key) has led to some awkward moments. Me practically dryhumping a girl on the couch, her walking in...
LMFAO!




yeah jacobs such a gentleman he says to his GF "your mums fat" on a regular basis :lol:

LOL Tbh my mates mums are mad. One flashed her tits at me one night. 8)


Ireland eh? lol



Spose!

LOL my mate got caught by a teacher at school. They both got suspended i was just like. Cunts. xDDefine 'getting caught'.. you dont get suspended for a bit of making out do you? Or were they up to more (which is rather odd to do at a school anyway)? My old teachers werent such hardasses, if I ever got caught making out/a hand in the wrong place, I'd probably get a pat on the back instead.

[chopaholic]

Just making out. Catholic school. Hard rules.

[Dev]

Does Catholic school even have a meaning anymore? I went to one too, but it was just like any other. Dont know about you Brits.

[chopaholic]

Does Catholic school even have a meaning anymore? I went to one too, but it was just like any other. Dont know about you Brits.

I got suspended for my hair?

[Dev]

Does Catholic school even have a meaning anymore? I went to one too, but it was just like any other. Dont know about you Brits.

I got suspended for my hair?Wow. That'd be worthy of a politic debate here.

[eggstar]

got cought licking chocolate mouse off my exes nipples, also been caught at it on the sofa...leather sticks to skin like a bitch :oops:

got caught at college with a hand where it shouldnt have been...just got told to keep it behind closed doors.

[aLFaDaRK]

Lol you're all very unlucky..haven't been walked in on yet (though very close :shock: )

and also was approached by a teacher who said "that's for after school" after giving my girlfriend a kiss on the cheek... :| odd teacher he was....and it WAS after school, we just hadn't left yet :lol:

Also had to warn some friends not to use a specific enlarger in the darkroom at our school too, since we used it as a table :lol:

[Pete]

i was in bed with my gf a few weeks ago enjoying a blow job when my mam walked in.

ive never pulled my trousers up quciker in my whole life.

[Gary.]

Lock the door.

[Digimods]

Some of us don't have locks on the door.. we all live in houses in England.

Not barns like in Scotland :P

[chopaholic]

Some of us don't have locks on the door.. we all live in houses in England.

Not barns like in Scotland :P

Lol couldnt of said it better myself.

[Rick]

parents of my girl were gone for "the whole day"

we just got our clothes of when her mom got back for something she forgot..

then you'll learn how to get dressed, FAST :shock:

[Ollie]

My mum passed away, my dad's away all the time, so basically I have the place alll to my self.

But my older sister (who lives on her own) coming home unexpectedly (not ringing the bell, she has a key) has led to some awkward moments. Me practically dryhumping a girl on the couch, her walking in...
LMFAO!




yeah jacobs such a gentleman he says to his GF "your mums fat" on a regular basis :lol:

LOL Tbh my mates mums are mad. One flashed her tits at me one night. 8)

OMG!!!..

You just reminded me of soemthing ive forgotten lfmaooo!!!

Ages ago while iw as on Holiday with ym mates family in Lanzarote. His mum walked in our room drunk thinking it was hers and flashed her fanny at me :O!!

LMFAO im sooo gonna laugh at him tomorow!!!!

[Matty]

Mates are best.
Was with my ex at my house, in my room.
He walked in, sat on the end of the bed, and started playing on the PS2 and talking to me.
Carried on though. He didnt seem bothered, I got a slap for laughing though :(

[Matty]

Lolol.
Great times :)
He left after about 15mins though :)
Robert...Msn?

[Gary.]

Some of us don't have locks on the door.. we all live in houses in England.

Not barns like in Scotland :P


Ah, whatever.



Lock the front fucking door then.

[Matty]

LMAO!!!
Btw is he banned now?

[Mattipatti]

New one just happenned right now - Because of Fagnus...

He sends me this link to a Photobucket on MSN... My mum and godson being in the room, i ask if it's safe and he says yeah. So I open it to find some fuckin african guy with a huge dick standing over some girl. Not only was that awkward and just freaky I got in a shitload of trouble because of my godson. Thanks Fagnus.

Way to go Robbo! :lol:


Did you throw up?

[Matty]

Email on forum = SPAM SPAM :D
Lol, no dont be silly. He enjoyed it.
Infact, he loved it.

[chopaholic]

LMAO!!!
Btw is he banned now?

He has left the forum to forfill his emotion needs in life. And ride around on his derbi.


Actully i think he left because everyone thought he was a cunt.

[Gary.]

Lol, he's a cunt and im scottish.







LOLZ OH WAIT

[Digimods]

Are you in a mardy?

[Gary.]

Are you in a mardy?

Hahaha, not at all mate.

[Mattipatti]

New one just happenned right now - Because of Fagnus...

He sends me this link to a Photobucket on MSN... My mum and godson being in the room, i ask if it's safe and he says yeah. So I open it to find some fuckin african guy with a huge dick standing over some girl. Not only was that awkward and just freaky I got in a shitload of trouble because of my godson. Thanks Fagnus.

Way to go Robbo! :lol:


Did you throw up?

No, but you just HAD to put that image in my mind again didn't you? :|

That picture was worse than fucking Goatse.fi pic... I actually puked on the floor.



HAHAHAH, no need to thank me.

I warned you. :lol:


EDIT: I think magnus left because of all the Most useless member-nominations.

[Matty]

Lmao. This has gone so far offtopic

[Scotty]

haha, i never noticed he hadnt posted or anything.

as for embarrasing mum moments, theres too many tbh :oops:

[Matty]

DIRTY SOD!!!! :D
Robert made me horny :( Gary didnt help either.

[Gary.]

DIRTY SOD!!!! :D
Robert made me horny :( Gary didnt help either.


Say what :|

[chopaholic]

DIRTY SOD!!!! :D
Robert made me horny :( Gary didnt help either.


Say what :|

You made him horny.

[aLFaDaRK]

New one just happenned right now - Because of Fagnus...

He sends me this link to a Photobucket on MSN... My mum and godson being in the room, i ask if it's safe and he says yeah. So I open it to find some fuckin african guy with a huge dick standing over some girl. Not only was that awkward and just freaky I got in a shitload of trouble because of my godson. Thanks Fagnus.

LMGDFAO :lol: :lol:

That made me laugh so hard.

Ohh man that reminds me of things I've done with sound clips to people when their parents walk into the room :lol:

[aLFaDaRK]

lol yup xD

and it may not have been funny for you...but it is to me xD

[Jacob]

Phil used to go on mic and say

"Jacob's mum......the condoms are in the top right drawer, the dildo is in the bottom drawer"

that's embarrassment

[Ollie]

Phil used to go on mic and say

"Jacob's mum......the condoms are in the top right drawer, the dildo is in the bottom drawer"

that's embarrassment

Hes speaks the truth though!

[Matty]

Lmao!

[Philip]

Phil used to go on mic and say

"Jacob's mum......the condoms are in the top right drawer, the dildo is in the bottom drawer"

that's embarrassment

ROFL!!!!

I remember that, and saying your straightners where behind the desk!

LMAO i owned you boyo!

[C.E Graphics]

I just have this gut feeling... that my moms gonna catch me and my new missus the first time... that horrid gut feeling :lol:

[Gary.]

Go round her house :lol:

[C.E Graphics]

Go round her house :lol:

lofl.. with her sister around, you gotta be joking..

shed probably use it as blackmail evidence xD

[chopaholic]

Go round her house :lol:

lofl.. with her sister around, you gotta be joking..

shed probably use it as blackmail evidence xD

Get one to rub the sack as you are pounding the other? :roll: :lol:

[C.E Graphics]

Go round her house :lol:

lofl.. with her sister around, you gotta be joking..

shed probably use it as blackmail evidence xD

Get one to rub the sack as you are pounding the other? :roll: :lol:

DUDE THATS WRONG..

her sisters like 13 :(

PAEDO xD

[Nick Hughes]

I do remember once. Me and my girlfriend were up in my room when i were about 16/17 and my mother stormed into my room with some tea and bloody biscuits.

Then i didn't get any all night incase we got caught :(

[C.E Graphics]

I do remember once. Me and my girlfriend were up in my room when i were about 16/17 and my mother stormed into my room with some tea and bloody biscuits.

Then i didn't get any all night incase we got caught :(

:( sucks for you...